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![[repeated line]We're missing something. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W3JlcGVhdGVkIGxpbmVdV2UncmUgbWlzc2luZyBzb21ldGhpbmcuIA==&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=7 "[repeated line]We're missing something. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[To the team after shutting blinds to avoid seeing Stacy Warner] What? Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight. It doesn't mean we stop loving you. Now, go outside and play. Get Daddy some smokes and an arterial blood gas test. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RvIHRoZSB0ZWFtIGFmdGVyIHNodXR0aW5nIGJsaW5kcyB0byBhdm9pZCBzZWVpbmcgU3RhY3kgV2FybmVyXSBXaGF0PyBNb21teSBhbmQgRGFkZHkgYXJlIGhhdmluZyBhIGxpdHRsZSBmaWdodC4gSXQgZG9lc24ndCBtZWFuIHdlIHN0b3AgbG92aW5nIHlvdS4gTm93LCBnbyBvdXRzaWRlIGFuZCBwbGF5LiBHZXQgRGFkZHkgc29tZSBzbW9rZXMgYW5kIGFuIGFydGVyaWFsIGJsb29kIGdhcyB0ZXN0LiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=2 "[To the team after shutting blinds to avoid seeing Stacy Warner] What? Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight. It doesn't mean we stop loving you. Now, go outside and play. Get Daddy some smokes and an arterial blood gas test. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[Someone is groaning in the restroom stall]Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby? - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1NvbWVvbmUgaXMgZ3JvYW5pbmcgaW4gdGhlIHJlc3Ryb29tIHN0YWxsXUdvb2QgbG9yZCwgYXJlIHlvdSBoYXZpbmcgYSBib3dlbCBtb3ZlbWVudCBvciBhIGJhYnk/IA==&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=5 "[Someone is groaning in the restroom stall]Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby? - Dr. House Quotes")
![[To Cameron, Chase and Foreman]Talk to Cuddy. She's got me going into Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She's trying to impress her new sex-retary. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RvIENhbWVyb24sIENoYXNlIGFuZCBGb3JlbWFuXVRhbGsgdG8gQ3VkZHkuIFNoZSdzIGdvdCBtZSBnb2luZyBpbnRvIE1lcmNlciBTdGF0ZSBQcmlzb24sIENhcGl0YWwgU2VudGVuY2VzIFVuaXQuIFNoZSdzIHRyeWluZyB0byBpbXByZXNzIGhlciBuZXcgc2V4LXJldGFyeS4g&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=6 "[To Cameron, Chase and Foreman]Talk to Cuddy. She's got me going into Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She's trying to impress her new sex-retary. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[Answering Newsweek's phone call about Dr. Charles' condition] In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot! Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W0Fuc3dlcmluZyBOZXdzd2VlaydzIHBob25lIGNhbGwgYWJvdXQgRHIuIENoYXJsZXMnIGNvbmRpdGlvbl0gSW4gbXkgb3BpbmlvbiwgRHIuIFNlYmFzdGlhbiBDaGFybGVzIGlzIGFuIGlkaW90ISBZZWFoLCB5b3UgY2FuIHF1b3RlIG1lLi4uIEMtVS1ELUQtWS4g&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=9 "[Answering Newsweek's phone call about Dr. Charles' condition] In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot! Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[To EMT guy who has just tried to give directions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RvIEVNVCBndXkgd2hvIGhhcyBqdXN0IHRyaWVkIHRvIGdpdmUgZGlyZWN0aW9uc10gWW91IHdhbnRlZCB0byBiZSBhIGRvY3RvciwgbWF5YmUgeW91IHNob3VsZCBoYXZlIGJ1Y2tsZWQgZG93biBhIGxpdHRsZSBtb3JlIGluIGhpZ2ggc2Nob29sLiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=8 "[To EMT guy who has just tried to give directions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[Talking to a patient about suing doctors] It's ironic, isn't it? Sort of like the boy who sued wolf... you know, I bet we have a doctor named Wolf. How perfect would that be? I'm gonna page him. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RhbGtpbmcgdG8gYSBwYXRpZW50IGFib3V0IHN1aW5nIGRvY3RvcnNdIEl0J3MgaXJvbmljLCBpc24ndCBpdD8gU29ydCBvZiBsaWtlIHRoZSBib3kgd2hvIHN1ZWQgd29sZi4uLiB5b3Uga25vdywgSSBiZXQgd2UgaGF2ZSBhIGRvY3RvciBuYW1lZCBXb2xmLiBIb3cgcGVyZmVjdCB3b3VsZCB0aGF0IGJlPyBJJ20gZ29ubmEgcGFnZSBoaW0uIA==&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=6 "[Talking to a patient about suing doctors] It's ironic, isn't it? Sort of like the boy who sued wolf... you know, I bet we have a doctor named Wolf. How perfect would that be? I'm gonna page him. - Dr. House Quotes")
![The existing teachers will be assigned to these smaller learning communities and ISA will provide the framework of how the learning communities work. [We're also] making sure that the students in the large school are also being well served. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=VGhlIGV4aXN0aW5nIHRlYWNoZXJzIHdpbGwgYmUgYXNzaWduZWQgdG8gdGhlc2Ugc21hbGxlciBsZWFybmluZyBjb21tdW5pdGllcyBhbmQgSVNBIHdpbGwgcHJvdmlkZSB0aGUgZnJhbWV3b3JrIG9mIGhvdyB0aGUgbGVhcm5pbmcgY29tbXVuaXRpZXMgd29yay4gW1dlJ3JlIGFsc29dIG1ha2luZyBzdXJlIHRoYXQgdGhlIHN0dWRlbnRzIGluIHRoZSBsYXJnZSBzY2hvb2wgYXJlIGFsc28gYmVpbmcgd2VsbCBzZXJ2ZWQuIA==&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=13 "The existing teachers will be assigned to these smaller learning communities and ISA will provide the framework of how the learning communities work. [We're also] making sure that the students in the large school are also being well served. - Dr. House Quotes")
![The schools are the ones taking on the responsibility of restructuring, and we help set up the principles and model [for them to follow]. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=VGhlIHNjaG9vbHMgYXJlIHRoZSBvbmVzIHRha2luZyBvbiB0aGUgcmVzcG9uc2liaWxpdHkgb2YgcmVzdHJ1Y3R1cmluZywgYW5kIHdlIGhlbHAgc2V0IHVwIHRoZSBwcmluY2lwbGVzIGFuZCBtb2RlbCBbZm9yIHRoZW0gdG8gZm9sbG93XS4g&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=5 "The schools are the ones taking on the responsibility of restructuring, and we help set up the principles and model [for them to follow]. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[repeated line]
We're missing something. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W3JlcGVhdGVkIGxpbmVdDQpXZSdyZSBtaXNzaW5nIHNvbWV0aGluZy4g&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=12 "[repeated line]
We're missing something. - Dr. House Quotes")
![You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... [pauses] I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=WW91IGtub3cgbWUuIEhvc3RpbGl0eSBtYWtlcyBtZSBzaHJpbmsgdXAgbGlrZSBhLi4uIFtwYXVzZXNdIEkgY2FuJ3QgdGhpbmsgb2YgYSBub24tc2V4dWFsIG1ldGFwaG9yLiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=2 "You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... [pauses] I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[Houses' patient has just collapsed]
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three! - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W0hvdXNlcycgcGF0aWVudCBoYXMganVzdCBjb2xsYXBzZWRdDQpUaGlzIGlzIGV4YWN0bHkgd2h5IEkgY3JlYXRlZCBudXJzZXMuIENsZWFuIHVwIG9uIGFpc2xlIHRocmVlISA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=7 "[Houses' patient has just collapsed]
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three! - Dr. House Quotes")
![[After running into a waiting patient holding a cup full of a yellow liquid] He peed on me! - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W0FmdGVyIHJ1bm5pbmcgaW50byBhIHdhaXRpbmcgcGF0aWVudCBob2xkaW5nIGEgY3VwIGZ1bGwgb2YgYSB5ZWxsb3cgbGlxdWlkXSBIZSBwZWVkIG9uIG1lISA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=13 "[After running into a waiting patient holding a cup full of a yellow liquid] He peed on me! - Dr. House Quotes")
![[Trying to get Cuddy to leave the room by admitting malpractice] So there I was, in the clinic, drunk, so I opened the drawer, closed my eyes, grabbed the first syringe I could find... - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RyeWluZyB0byBnZXQgQ3VkZHkgdG8gbGVhdmUgdGhlIHJvb20gYnkgYWRtaXR0aW5nIG1hbHByYWN0aWNlXSBTbyB0aGVyZSBJIHdhcywgaW4gdGhlIGNsaW5pYywgZHJ1bmssIHNvIEkgb3BlbmVkIHRoZSBkcmF3ZXIsIGNsb3NlZCBteSBleWVzLCBncmFiYmVkIHRoZSBmaXJzdCBzeXJpbmdlIEkgY291bGQgZmluZC4uLiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=5 "[Trying to get Cuddy to leave the room by admitting malpractice] So there I was, in the clinic, drunk, so I opened the drawer, closed my eyes, grabbed the first syringe I could find... - Dr. House Quotes")
![[To Dr. Foreman, who has a famous patient's Do Not Resuscitate order] And hang onto that DNR... it could be worth a lot of money real soon. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RvIERyLiBGb3JlbWFuLCB3aG8gaGFzIGEgZmFtb3VzIHBhdGllbnQncyBEbyBOb3QgUmVzdXNjaXRhdGUgb3JkZXJdIEFuZCBoYW5nIG9udG8gdGhhdCBETlIuLi4gaXQgY291bGQgYmUgd29ydGggYSBsb3Qgb2YgbW9uZXkgcmVhbCBzb29uLiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=10 "[To Dr. Foreman, who has a famous patient's Do Not Resuscitate order] And hang onto that DNR... it could be worth a lot of money real soon. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[To Cameron at Christmas]
Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me? - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RvIENhbWVyb24gYXQgQ2hyaXN0bWFzXQ0KQ2FuZHkgY2FuZXM/IEFyZSB5b3UgdHJ5aW5nIHRvIG1vY2sgbWU/IA==&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=5 "[To Cameron at Christmas]
Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me? - Dr. House Quotes")
![[To Foreman]
Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RvIEZvcmVtYW5dDQpIZXIgbGVnIGh1cnRzIGFmdGVyIHJ1bm5pbmcgc2l4IG1pbGVzLiBXaG8ga25vd3M/IENvdWxkIGJlIGFueXRoaW5nLiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=10 "[To Foreman]
Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[To Dr. Cuddy]
What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out? - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RvIERyLiBDdWRkeV0NCldoYXQncyB3aXRoIGhpcmluZyBhIG1hbGUgc2VjcmV0YXJ5PyBKLURhdGUgbm90IHdvcmtpbmcgb3V0PyA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=7 "[To Dr. Cuddy]
What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out? - Dr. House Quotes")
![[To Cameron, Chase and Foreman]
Talk to Cuddy. She's got me going into Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She's trying to impress her new sex-retary. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W1RvIENhbWVyb24sIENoYXNlIGFuZCBGb3JlbWFuXQ0KVGFsayB0byBDdWRkeS4gU2hlJ3MgZ290IG1lIGdvaW5nIGludG8gTWVyY2VyIFN0YXRlIFByaXNvbiwgQ2FwaXRhbCBTZW50ZW5jZXMgVW5pdC4gU2hlJ3MgdHJ5aW5nIHRvIGltcHJlc3MgaGVyIG5ldyBzZXgtcmV0YXJ5LiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=13 "[To Cameron, Chase and Foreman]
Talk to Cuddy. She's got me going into Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She's trying to impress her new sex-retary. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[House is eating lunch while sitting next to a patient in a coma] He doesn't mind, I asked. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W0hvdXNlIGlzIGVhdGluZyBsdW5jaCB3aGlsZSBzaXR0aW5nIG5leHQgdG8gYSBwYXRpZW50IGluIGEgY29tYV0gSGUgZG9lc24ndCBtaW5kLCBJIGFza2VkLiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=5 "[House is eating lunch while sitting next to a patient in a coma] He doesn't mind, I asked. - Dr. House Quotes")
![[After seeing Stacy outside office window and closing blinds] What? Mommy and Daddy are fighting right now, but that doesn't mean we don't love you. - Dr. House Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W0FmdGVyIHNlZWluZyBTdGFjeSBvdXRzaWRlIG9mZmljZSB3aW5kb3cgYW5kIGNsb3NpbmcgYmxpbmRzXSBXaGF0PyBNb21teSBhbmQgRGFkZHkgYXJlIGZpZ2h0aW5nIHJpZ2h0IG5vdywgYnV0IHRoYXQgZG9lc24ndCBtZWFuIHdlIGRvbid0IGxvdmUgeW91LiA=&author=ICBEci4gSG91c2UgICAg&num=13 "[After seeing Stacy outside office window and closing blinds] What? Mommy and Daddy are fighting right now, but that doesn't mean we don't love you. - Dr. House Quotes")
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